There are many who have stated that print media is dying. Well, it is, but let’s not let that spoil its last breaths. CondéNast, pusher of fine magazines everywhere has spent the last several years perfecting its lineup, trying to pinpoint exact demographics in hopes of a sale. How exact? See for yourself.
The adult bookstore hadn't been the same since Rudy Giuliani took over
Ostentatious Bullshit Monthly (also includes four yearly specialty issues: Cigar Smoking Asshole, Third Wives’ Gazette; Bugatti Waiting List and Platinum: the Gold Standard)
1,001 Olestra Recipes
Hustler, Jr.
Celebrity Convict Personals
Grit High Society
Plaything (a TS/TV offshoot of Playboy, Inc.)
Games Special Edition: Global Thermonuclear War
The Packrat Post (published 4-6 times daily)
Impromptu Fly Swatter Tabloid (featuring tapered pages, lower center of gravity than competing tabloids)
Narcissiste! (printed on reflective Mylar)
Kiplinger’s Guide to Failed Magazines
Fad Diet Enthusiast (a division of O Publications)
1,001 Crochet Projects (Sweater ideas for everyone: From your dachshund to your Real Doll)
Women’s Cycling Monthly (Missing an issue? Contact your physician.)
AARP Swimsuit Issue
Roadside Graffittist
Rape Allegation Weekly (a division of NFL Publications)
101 Home Remedies (contains about 50% disclaimers; 30% Merck ads)
Mathmagician!
Mailbag (Nothing but Letters to the Editor!)
American Philatelist (It’s stamp collecting, perverts.)
Conde Nast Annual Corrections and Retractions Issue (2009 issue features over 400 pages of blown calls, sketchy research and half-assed reporting)
HAM Radio Enthusiast (This issue dedicated to all three of you.)
Thrilling Private Eye Stories! (Specializing in divorce, insurance fraud)
Have You Seen Me? (Public awareness magazine brought to you by the US Dairy Council and Concerned Citizens of America: Got kids?)
Dateless Wonder Personals (Thousands of weekly reasons why some people should be single.)
The American Journal of Creationism (Now with 70% more rhetoric; 40% less research!)
Flute World (Tablatures for Jethro Tull and… um… hmmm…. Zamfir!)
4-Color Printing Errors (Or could be the latest issue of Wired. Looks like the CMYK offset may be intentional? Wired it is!)
The American Journal of Serious American Journalism (Subscriptions by invitation only, you filthy bloggers!)
GQ Ads-Only Year End Spectacular (Smells fantastic!)
World’s Best Soylent Green Recipes (A division of People.)
Them Magazine (We’ve been against US Magazine since day one.)
-CLT
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