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June 25, 2010
[You know what people say they “just love” about Fancy Plans and Pants to Match? The lack of new content. I’m sure they say that, like, all the time. Here’s one from the archives in lieu of one from the forebrain: originally posted on September 10, 2009. Sorry about all the dust…] This latest edition […]
Posted in FAIL, Random | Tagged Birdhouse, Construction, Devry, Do-It-Yourself, Drunk, Emergency Room, Handyman, Humor, Injury, Instructions, Project, Surly, Surprising Amount of Blood, Time/Life Books | 15 Comments »
August 28, 2009
As part of an on-going series, we present an excerpt from Time/Life Books’ latest entry into the “Amateur Handyman” series, 50 Small Projects for Novice Handymen, a book dealing with entry-level carpentry and some other handyman basics. This volume in particular is intended to be a “quick start” guide, allowing novices to ease into woodworking […]
Posted in FAIL, Random | Tagged Books, Crafts, Easy Does It, Handyman, Humor, Man That CLT Loves to Hear Himself Type, Spice Racks, Tensile Strength, Time Life Books, Woodworking | 18 Comments »
July 31, 2009
This <choose appropriate time period>’s selection from the Time/Life Amateur Handyman Book Series comes from The Guide to Settling Homeowner Disputes. As with all Time/Life books, the information contained within may be out of date, factually incorrect or harvested from more knowledgeable book series. In fact, you may find some pages that contain that little […]
Posted in Drinking, FAIL, Fake News, Random | Tagged Flamewar, Guides, Home Owner, House Parties, Idiot, IED, IUD, Lawyering Up, Property Lines, Teen Pregnancy, Thunderdome, Time/Life Books | 10 Comments »
July 17, 2009
As you may have noticed, the Time/Life Book team has been hard at work cranking out title after title on nearly any subject (a partial list here). Today we bring you an excerpt from the Amateur Handyman Series Vol. 4 – Holy Fuck! Water’s Not Working! The Amateur’s Guide to Household Wiring. Welcome to the […]
Posted in Drinking, FAIL, Random | Tagged Arson Claims, Arson Investigation, Drunken Incompetence, Electrician, Goofus and Gallant, Handyman, House Insurance, How To, Humor, Tesla Was a Motherfuckin Genius | 7 Comments »
June 10, 2009
It’s summer again and time to crack open the garage, toolbox and several hundred PBR’s. The tireless fanatics at Time/Life have been cranking out book after book, each one just waiting to yank your free time away from you. Here’s a brief look at some of the new additions. How to Kill Your Idols […]
Posted in FAIL, Random | Tagged Fix-It, Handyman, Humor, Life, Lists, Moats, Super 8, Time, Tips, Wood, Working | 17 Comments »
September 22, 2009
Volume 10. Has it been 10 already? Time for an anthology. If any of you have time in your lives for approximately 12,000 words containing approximately 0 facts, please let me know. I can send you the appropriate links via horseless carriage. My manservant Riley will be pleased to dictate these to you in his […]
Posted in Music | Tagged Continental Accents, Faith No More, Fifth Dimension, Flock of Seagulls, Fucking F-ed Up, Guides, Haircut 100, Happy Mondays, Humor, Mike Patton, Riley's Laying Bitches Right the Fuck Out, Rock and Roll, the Fall | 22 Comments »