Oh, That Jason!

April 24, 2009


Developed by the fledgling Fox network in the early 1950’s, Oh That Jason!was the anchor of their Saturday night lineup (“You Can’t Un-Watch It!”) from 1953-55. Hailed by critics as “horrifying,” “reprehensible” and “relentlessly depraved,” Oh That Jason!has nonetheless gained a small cult following among the readers of Alan Truitt’s depressingly funny blog, Sick Days.

Below are some highlights of Oh That Jason’s three season run:

Debut Episode
We meet Jason’s family (wife Mary, son John and daughter Amy) as well as being introduced to their farming neighbors, Willie, Ethel and their son, Jed. With Willie away on business, Ethel takes over the “man’s work.” Hilarity ensues as Ethel realizes she is over her head and loses an arm to the combine.

Episode 8
Jason’s wife tries to organize a community garden but is incarcerated by the local police following a tip from a visiting Joseph McCarthy. Meanwhile, John puts into practice some valuable lessons gleaned from his literature assignment, Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery.” Hilarity ensues. Special Guest: Joseph McCarthy as himself, delivering a speech on the dangers of mutual effort.

Episode 12
Jason takes a business trip to Las Vegas, where some associates talk him into visiting a burlesque house. Jason is in the clear until he runs into his wife’s sister Emma, a burlesque performer. After a long night “out with the boys,” Jason finds himself racing to the airport to make his plane. Will he remember that Emma’s body is still in the rental car trunk? Hilarity ensues.

Episode 16
Jason’s neighborhood association greets the newest addition to their suburb, a Negro family from Alabama. They waste no time welcoming them by constructing them their own set of bathrooms, a seat on the bus and their very own table near the rear of the local eatery! Unfortunately, their new neighbors soon return to Alabama after discovering they possess the most flammable lawn on the block.

Episode 23
When their neighbors are suddenly called away for a family emergency, Jason and his family offer to watch their new infant until they return. Hilarity ensues as the child proves to be a handful. Jason’s wife discovers that a car ride seems to calm the baby and Jason makes the best of the situation by organizing a late night road trip to Safe Haven, Nebraska. Special guest: Gilbert Gottfried as the Colicky Baby.

Episode 26
In a crossover with Leave It to Beaver, Jason’s son John becomes fed up with Wally’s conniving, two-faced shit and beats him to death in the basement. Hilarity ensues as the family comes together to cover up the hideous crime.

Episode 32
In this very special Christmas episode, daughter Amy volunteers at the local soup kitchen. She overhears some of the patrons speaking about “riding a white horse.” She trails them to the “wrong side of the tracks,” where she learns a little drug slang and a lot about life. As the police sweep in to deliver a savage beating to the strung-out addicts, Amy breathes a sigh of relief and vows never to help anyone again.

Episode 37
Returning from a business trip to Mexico, Jason agrees to help out a kindly stranger by carrying his bag through customs. Unfortunately, the bag is full of marijuana and Jason is detained by the local police. Hilarity ensues as the situation is sorted out. Jason finally returns home to his wife, telling her, “There are no hard feelings. The police were just doing their job. And, as usual, they did it half-assed.” Jason and Mary enjoy this delicious pun as he points to the baggies of black-tar heroin floating in the toilet. Special guest: Charlton Heston as Detective Edward Mendoza. 

Episode 44
Summer has arrived and Jason takes his family on vacation to a log cabin in the woods. While reading some selections from a leather-bound set of Good Housekeeping magazines, Jason inadvertently awakens an evil deep within the forest. Hilarity ensues as the family fights off evil trees, reanimated corpses and Jason’s own hand, which has gone evil.

Episode 51
In this season finale turned series finale, Jason’s son John has a “Who’s on First” type conversation with his coach while trying to explain how exactly he “plays for the other team.” Hilarity ensues.



  1. They never should have canceled it.

    What an awesome way to start the day.

    Howling with laughter.

    This is too fabulous.

  2. Yeah, this will no doubt appeal to at least 4-5 people. But I knew you’d dig it the most.

    And thus begins the incestuous relationship known as blogging.

  3. Hahahaha!

  4. Wow. And hilarity ensues!

    • Thanks for stopping in, Claire.

      Other choices were: hilarity erupts, hilarity rears its ugly head, hilarity shows up uninvited, hilarity strolls in and, of course, hilarity succumbs to a terminal illness.

    • Hilarity succumbs to a terminal illness…

      What can I say?


  5. More like…hilarity shows up to the party and dances like an inebriated white man.

    I laughed out loud a few times…which was awkward since I’m in a staff development section.

    I especially like the reference to “The Lottery” and episode 26.

    • Fuckin’ Wally.

      Hopefully, you weren’t in the middle of any serious development or discussing someone’s recent tragedy.

  6. Commenting ensues. Great idea CLT, very funny.

    • Many thanks for the compliments. However, I am pretty sure I’ll never be able to top it.

      (Don’t worry, I’ve got other half-assed ideas for pointless blog posts up my sleeve.)

  7. CLT-Alan just turned me on to this gem! Genius, pure genius! I think you guys should fight to bring it back. Like I just mentioned to Alan; if you just replace black with brown in a couple episodes you’re still cutting edge contemporary!! I’ll start a grass roots campaign in Europe! They love American antics!!

    • Thanks for checking this out, Scott. I appreciate your support.

      I believe that Fox will probably pass on a revival. Although it had a die-hard group of fans and was loved by drunken critics, the Fox network decided it would be better if it was constantly pre-empted by NFL games and American Idol reruns.

      You may be onto something in Europe, though. They are known to spend top dollar on some weird shit (Jerry Lewis, David Hasselhoff, warm beer…).

  8. the picture up at the top is amazing, if i wanted to use it, how could i get in touch of the owner so i won’t get in trouble for copyrighting?

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