Obama Acts to Ensure Status Remain “More Quo than Ever”

February 15, 2009


Of the hundreds of short-sighted and regressive attachments to the trillion dollar burning bag of shit that has been left at the taxpayers’ doorsteps, perhaps nothing is more profoundly stupid than the “Buy American” requirements attached to the infrastructure projects.

Obama says the stimulus package, supported by unions, could create more than three million jobs.

One can only imagine the drunken cheering in VFW and UAW halls across America as this parasitic attachment began sucking the life out of an already badly damaged recovery plan. As these dinosaurs proudly exclaim, “Fuck them right in the wallet!,” our foreign competitors are continuing to outpace and outperform American manufacturing despite a plethora of regulatory hurtles and punitive tariffs.

“Since 95 percent of the world’s consumers live outside the United States, American workers would be the first to suffer as ‘Buy American’ provisions trigger retaliation by other countries — that is, ‘Buy German,’ ‘Buy Chinese,’ and so on,” said Chris Braddock of the US Chamber of Commerce.

“We certainly aren’t against companies and governments ‘Buying American,’ but we are against the government arbitrarily mandating such a requirement, because it would harm our economy in numerous ways,” Braddock said, citing the trade wars that eventually sparked the Great Depression.

Oh, snap! The Great Depression. We don’t want that again, do we? Unless it could be used for political advantage and the government-led “mobbing up” of failing businesses.

And Obama’s not done yet:

The next day, the Obama administration branded China a currency manipulator, setting the stage for a trade war with the Asian giant which has overtaken Japan as America’s biggest foreign creditor.

China is already one of our biggest creditors. I’m sure it makes sense to piss off our largest debt holder with protectionist policies. Not to mention the damage done to our American exporters, who may find themselves without a market as their former customers decide to buy locally.

The most unsettling aspect of all this?

This was signed off on by our first multicultural president. The man who was supposed to bringing positive change and sending notice to the world that this wasn’t the same old USofA.

It really does nobody any good to be the first black president and a young go-getter if some of your first acts are to protect the interests of corrupt and outdated unions, whose only motivation is a steady stream of union dues.

Obviously, a platform relying on the unquantifiable term “change” allows you to keep your promises even if nothing is different than the nameplate on the Oval Office.


  1. Yes, he is!

    In ’87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip to be Square”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.

  2. Cheering in VFW halls? As the proud owner of an expired Veterans of Foreign Wars membership, I doubt your assessment. Dinosaurs? Sure. Cheering the stimulus plan? Hardly. You’ll find few “Hope n’ Change” bumper stickers in VFW parking lots.

    As small point, really.

    Thanks for all the funny.

    • I think I was more of the opinion that the VFW would be cheering UAW resurrection and the continued push of American vehicles, rather than being die-hard Obama fans.

      Thanks for the comment (and compliment), OO. Great to see you again.

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